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Funny Response To How Are You

“What is a witty and funny response to how are you?”

Are you in search of something like this? If our answer is yes, then you have reached the right place!

Who wants to keep this boring? NOT US!

In this blog, I will be talking about how to make an impression as you reply to the very boring and generic question: How are you?

So, if you want to make your conversations exciting and funny, you will find this blog to be of help! Keep reading till the end to learn more…

Don’t Keep It Boring: Funny Response To How Are You!  

Don't Keep It Boring Funny Response To How Are You

Why keep things boring when you can make them happen, witty, and hilarious?

Well, that is correct!

There are various ways in which you can make your responses and replies funny and sarcastic. However, it is also important to keep in mind that you do not end up hurting the person you are responding to! It is also important that you do not pass off as someone arrogant, rude, mean, or even overconfident!

Here are the best and the funniest responses to “How are you?” that you can try next time someone asks you this question!

1. How much will you pay me if I tell you?

2. I am alive, thank you!

3. High-quality! Yes, I am high quality!

4. Never better!

5. I am vertical and standing. What about you?

6. I am still sucking…air, that is.

7. As happy as you were on 30th February!

8. At minding my own business? So much better than most people!

9. I would say I am a 9.99999 out of 10.

10. My lawyer has stated that I don’t have to answer that question.

11. My psychiatrist says that I shouldn’t discuss it with strangers.

12. Not quite there yet.

13. I don’t feel that great, but look! At least my hair looks amazing.

14. Oh, terrible, but I am used to it.

15. As opposed to what?

16. HAHAHAHAHA (pause, take a deep breath) HAHAHAHA!!!

17. I don’t know. Is it Friday yet?

18. No comments!

19. If I was doing any better, I would hire you to enjoy it with me.

20. Like a Pitbull in a China shop.

21. Okay, since my name was not in today’s obituaries

22. Hmmmm… I’d say I’m very groovy today!

23. Great, stellar, fantastic. But dead inside

24. Well, I have got this rash on my left butt cheek. (say it at your risk)

25. Don’t ask – it’s too early to tell.

26. Living an amazing dream. Don’t wake me up yet. You may join me, though. There is plenty of room

27. I think I am doing alright. How do YOU think that I am doing?

28. I am feeling so good that I have to sit on my hands to stop myself from clapping

29. Living and holding on for dear life! What about you?

30. Everyday I’m hustlin!

31. Need some wine to answer that! (end it with a dead smile)

32. Slowly but surely dying

33. Real terrible, thanks for asking

34. You go first so we can compare

35. The best I can be. I hope you are at your best too!

36. Pretty expensive, if I were to say

37. Getting better with every passing second

38. To answer your question, I need to take you back about ten years. Do you have a moment?

39. Living a life of denial and suppressed rage.

40. Fair to partly cloudy.

41. Overexplaining myself all the time!

42. I am sorry. Yes, that is my perpetual state of being!

43. So close to being fabulous!

44. In terms of what?

46. Roasted or fried?

47. Oh! That’s a top secret. It’s confidential!

48. On a scale of one to punching someone in the face, I am at 7.9.

49. Dead. I am dead. Thank you!

50. Still under renovation.

51. Oh well, you wouldn’t want to know this!

52. Still trying to get over my emotional damages and traumas. And you?

53. Mentally? Physically? Financially? Emotionally? What aspect are you trying to talk about?

54. I am somewhere between good and okay!

55. If everyone was more friendly, I would be North Korea!

56. I love you!

57. Still in bed.

58. Medium rare, I think!

59. I will leave that up to your imagination

60. I still have a pulse, so I must be doing good.

61. BAD.

62. Brilliantly talented, I’d say!

63. As warm and funny as Pluto was when he got kicked out of the solar system.

64. Living a dream. I meant, a nightmare!

65. Living the rollercoaster life!

66. (Just stare blankly for a minute with a poker face)

67. Next question, please!

68. Pretty sober!

69. Amazing!

Why Do We Need To Keep It Funny When Someone Asks, “How Are You?”

Why are you looking for different wants in which you want to be funny when someone asks the three-worded question? Don’t worry, we are not going into marriage and commitment, all I mean is when someone asks about you, they are not just asking!

They are trying to gauge your mental health and probably asking about your physical health and the well-being of you and your family! It is true that someone close must be asking the question then! No, there are times when this question is asked based on acquaintance or professional formality!

This is when you need to be funny in your response because “fine, thank you” or “I am doing OK!” are boring answers to give. Integrating fun in the conversation does not just mean you are making the other person happy but also smiling at yourself a bit! 

Let’s read about some of the reasons why you need to be funny because those witty comebacks are just amazing!

All Of Us Are Struggling!

When I talk about struggles, pain, and challenges in life, everybody is suffering in life but that does not mean we cannot be funny to each other! Retorting back with a “Medium rare, I think!” is both witty and will make the other person laugh.

We Need To Make People Laugh!

From the first point, I am bringing the perspective that making other people laugh is another cool thing to do! You know it is so important because laughter can make you feel better! At times, when someone is a little under the weather, and does the courtesy of asking you how you are, make them laugh.

Not everyone keeps a tab on others or cares enough to ask how you are! When someone does, go ahead and make those whites come out with a one liner such as “I am alive, thank you”! I am sure they will appreciate the laugh and feel a little alive themselves.

Humor Lights Up The Day!

Humans have been given the art of integrating humor in conversations and that is a blessing according to me! For questions such as How are you, which are conversation starters, using humor is the perfect way to lighten everyone’s day!

Humor also ensures that the ice is broken if the people you are sitting with or are having a conversation are mostly strangers! So when you say, “You go first, then we will compare” it puts the others at ease!

The overall mood of the interaction is lifted thanks to your not so boring and a little peppery answer to the eternal question, how are you?

Wrapping It Up!  

In case you were looking for one witty and funny response to how are you, I hope that this blog has been of help to you! If there are any other queries and other suggestions that you want to make, please do not feel shy!

All that you need to do is scroll down till you reach the bottom of the page. Then leave your suggestions and share your thoughts in the comment box below. And I will be there to add them to the list next time!

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Ankita Tripathy

Ankita Tripathy loves to write about food and the Hallyu Wave in particular. During her free time, she enjoys looking at the sky or reading books while sipping a cup of hot coffee. Her favourite niches are food, music, lifestyle, travel, and Korean Pop music and drama.