150+ Dirty Jokes to Filth Up Any Conversation
By Barsha Bhattacharya
02 November, 2024
Entertainment
One is a good joke; something almost nothing will work at times when trying to break the ice or spice things up at parties.
Any dirty jokes would spice, and flavorize things and really make the joke so comical, lighting one to laugh with, it’s hot, naughty stuff and making this light up more when bringing people together through it well. This just has to come according to the audience and context, end.
In this article, we see more than 150 dirty jokes – divided between different sections in order for you to get the exact one according to your setting. These range from funny party tricks for parties or casual gathering jokes that fill up every talk, filling up the conversation for friends’ hangout night.
Dirtiest Pick-Up Lines You’ll Ever Hear
- Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy’s getting smashed tonight.
- This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
- I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
- If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
- Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.
- My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
- Are those jeans Guess what? Because guess who wants to be inside them…
- Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
- I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
- Don’t ever change. Just get naked.
- Let me guess your favorite position: anything that involves my balls bouncing against your ass.
- I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
- I can see into the future, and yeah, we’re gonna fuck at least once.
- Girl, are you an iceberg? Because you’re making me want to go down.
- Can you tell me what time your legs open, please?
- Smile if you want to have sex with me.
- Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that ass is calling me.
- My couch pulls out, but I don’t.
- Do you like cherries? If not, can I have yours?
- I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
- I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses… One leg over each ear.
- If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
- You’re so hot even my zipper is falling for you.
- You know how your hair would look really good? In my lap.
- Let’s playhouse. You can be the door then I can slam you all I want.
PG-Rated Dirty Pickup Lines
- Are you a magnet? Because you’re doing a great job at attracting me.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- You look cold, want to use me as a blanket?
- Dinner first, or should we go straight to dessert?
- Do you know how to stop, drop, and roll? Because baby, you’re on fire.
- Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you’re looking pretty sweet.
- Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you’re looking like a snack.
- Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re fine.
- Aside from being hot, what do you do for a living?
- Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re burning hot.
- /Sorry—were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
- Aside from being extremely hot, what else do you do for a living?
- Did you escape from jail? Because it’s definitely illegal to look this good.
- You must be so tired from running through my mind all night.
- Is your name Chamomile? Because you look like a hot tea.
- I feel like I’m getting a tan just standing here because you’re so scorching.
- Does my tongue taste funny to you?
- If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-deletion.
- Does your name start with “C”? Because I can “C” us getting together tonight.
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging your look.
- Wanna help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?
- You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My face.
- You look like a tall drink of water, and I’m parched.
- I called heaven asking for an angel, but I was hoping they’d send a devil like you instead.
- Do you feel sick? Because I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.
- I volunteer as your victim tonight since you’re clearly dressed to kill.
- Your lips look lonely. How about I introduce them to mine?
- Toss me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
- Are you the syllabus? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
- You’re so hot, you make the equator look like the North Pole.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
- I’ve been feeling a little lifeless lately—would you give me mouth-to-mouth?
- I watched a documentary that said lips are the most sensitive part of the body, wanna find out if that’s true?
Unique Pickup Lines You’ve Never Heard Before
- I’ll show you my tan lines if you’ll show me yours.
- If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
- We should play strip poker. You can strip and I’ll poke you.
- I’m scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room and help me test all my condoms?
- I’ll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.
- My magical watch says you’re not wearing any panties? Oh you are? Darn, it must be an hour fast.
- I hope you’re a plumber, because you’ve got my pipe leaking.
- Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
- Liquor is not the only hard thing around here.
- What time do you get off? Can I watch?
- So you’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
PG-13 Pickup Lines
- I’d give up my cereal to spoon you instead.
- Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods.
- They say kissing is the language of love—wanna start a conversation?
- Is your car battery dead? Because I’d really like to jump you.
- Do you have sunscreen? Because you’re burning me up.
- Can you tell me what time you’ll be back at my place?
- Your body is 70 percent water, and I’m parched.
- I was feeling off today but you just totally turned me on.
- I was feeling a little off today, but you’ve turned me on again.
- I love your shirt, can I try it on in the morning?
- Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
- We were born without clothes! Let’s go back to the old days.
- Nice pants. Can I talk you out of them?
- Let’s make a deal: I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
- Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good “Karma” Sutra positions we can try.
- Is your body a map? Because I love to travel.
- What’s a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
- You’re so sexy, my zipper is falling for you.
- I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
- Wanna commit a sin for your next confession?
Best Pickup Lines to Use at Bars
- How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
- Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
- I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
- Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.
- I’m a mindreader and yes I will sleep with you.
- I like my coffee how I like my woman… creamed.
- How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut.
- I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
- You look so good, I wanna kiss your lips and move up to your bellybutton.
- Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
- Would it be weird if I wanted to bang your brains out, or just that I didn’t call you after?
- Want to go halves on a baby?
- I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.
- I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
R-Rated Pickup Lines
- Are you Little Caesars? Because you’re hot and I’m ready.
- I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
- I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you help?
- Your clothes look uncomfortable. Let me help you out of them.
- I actually have a condom that’s about to expire—want to help me put it to good use?
- If you look this good in clothes I can’t imagine how good you’ll look out of them.
- Are you a rubix cube? Because the more I play with you the harder you get.
- Pizza is my second-favorite thing to eat in bed.
- I can tell you’re into yoga. Want to show me how flexible you are?
- Are you a blanket? Because I love when you’re on top of me.
- Sorry to bother you but: Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
- Don’t ever change. Okay? Just get naked.
- Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
- Just checked my phone battery, and it’s at 69 percent.
- Is that some Halloween candy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- If I was a judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.
- What are you doing tonight besides me?
- I love your outfit. I would love it even more crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor.
- Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cuming soon.
- I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.
Wrapping Up!
You will find over 150 dirty jokes here. Whether you’re looking to spice up things for the occasion, break the ice on that date, or just some flippantly cheeky banter with your friends, here are the best ways to keep things light and enjoyable. Never forget to gauge your audience and be proper. Laughter is universal and will connect you together, creating memorable moments. So go ahead, fill up your conversations with crap and enjoy the laughter.
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